What about those special sunglasses? The better to hide my tearing eyes my dear.
And the boots? Only for the worst of snow falls my dear.
What about that amazing Roche on your checks and nose? That's a little something called my skin is exhausted and red from so much Kleenex rubbing. It's difficult to re-create, hard to explain.
White Long Sleeve Shirt: Wal-Mart $3
Jeans: Seven via Marshalls $20
Boots: very old, very very old
Sunglass: Small hole in the wall shop $10